Something about Me

Hello people,

My name is Wile E. Super Genius

I am currently in my laboratory thinking of ways to besmirch the dastardly Orange Cat that torments me everyday on my outings. I wish I could say that I could turn the other cheek when it comes the orange hairball but if I did I might end up looking like I had a run in with Freddy Krueger. I will tell you a little about myself. When I was a young pup I had a rough life. The people who owned me…yes, I said owned me…didn’t treat me very well. I was often kicked and hit. As I was tied up in the back yard being soaked by a March downpour I finally made my escape by desperately chewing through the harness that held me captive. I was free!!!! Alone on the streets, hungry, and hurt, but free!
Soon the Dog cops caught me and I was held at the “Pound”. It wasn’t as bad as where I was before: I had food, water and a roof over my head. I had three roommates that were very pushy and always stealing all the food, but I guess it could have been worse. My time at the pound was growing short. Everyday people would walk through the halls looking at us and trying to decide if we would go home with them. I waited for my turn, but it didn’t seem like it was going to come. One sunny day, a girl with long flowing brown hair walked up to my cage. She bent down and called to the little black whiney guy laying behind me. He looked up but never came to her. I walked up and placed my paw through the cage to get her attention. I also gave her my best booboo lip. She looked at me and said something to the big lady with her, then walked off. My heart sank into my tail.
Several days passed, and it was looking bleak. Several people came to my cage, and the girl and the big lady came too, but they were looking at the black dog, not me. It didn’t look like I was ever going to get probation. An older gentleman reached down and picked up the little black dog and cuddled him tight. Well, at least I got rid of a roommate. The girl sat down in front of my cage and took a tennis ball out of her pocket. She put it near me to see what my reaction would be (she didn’t know that next to cow and chicken the tennis ball is one of my favorite things). I didn’t know it at the time, but the girl and big lady were in the process of springing me out. I had to have surgery and a microchip before I could leave, but once that was all done the Big Lady came back, scooped me up in a blanket, put me in a warm dog crate, and took me to a new home.

My new home is amazing. I have my own bed with a fuzzy blanket (we refer to it as a woobie). I have tons of toys, food, treats, cookies, but most importantly a family who loves me. I have a girl, a mom and a dad. While my plan for world domination is ongoing, at least I can do it in comfort with the love and support of my new family


Monday, August 2, 2010

Just chillaxen with my family

This was a weekend of relaxing with my family and just chilling.
On Saturday we hung out.  My Dad took me out for at least 6 walks.  I know, I know I am spoiled.
While most people would just run their dogs outside for a quick call of nature my Dad actually takes me out for a nice stroll.  We both enjoy stretching our legs and getting a little fresh air.  Since I have been eating a lot more treats than I should this also helps work off those extra calories.  I'll admit there are times when I'm just bored and want to see who is out in the neighborhood.  Sometimes I say hi to the neighbors, sometimes my friend Termite is out for her walk and we all stop and say hi.  Saturday was a day like that.  I only needed to go out a few times but I just wanted to be outside… so I gave my signal and a few cute looks and kisses and tada…. I was outside enjoying myself.    On Sunday we went to Denios auction.  I am spoiled.  Again this is not a surprise for anyone who knows me I'm just stating the facts.  So we got up early Sunday and decided to go to the auction to get some fresh produce.  I was all decked out.. I had on my protective sunscreen shirt, board shorts and sunglasses.  I either get held or I ride in the cart.  I love being out and about because I meet all kinds of interesting and nice people.  As we were walking down one of the isles… (My dad was looking at tools… I know yuk) I met a really nice family they stopped and talked to us for a while and Seth rubbed my head and ears…. I  L O V E the attention and was in hog heaven.  We strolled around for about 3 hours and then it started getting TOOOOOO Hot!  We grabbed the produce we needed, some beautiful strawberries, peppers, avocados, plums, limes, cucumbers.  (Of course the only thing I was interested in was the strawberries)  I didn't realize how much energy I had exerted and when we got home I immediately took a nap.  The only down side to my weekend… Was the bath I ended up getting Sunday night.  My mom said that I smelled like a stinky, sweaty dog…. Helloooooooo I was sweaty….and I am a dog….DUH..  Anyway I relented and let her have her way…  I do have to say I have very fluffy and soft fur now.  I also end up getting a lot more scritches and cuddles so I guess there is an upside to a bath.


Hope you all had a great weekend too…


Cheers from the dog with the ears…...

Posted by WIle E. at 3:19 AM

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