Something about Me

Hello people,

My name is Wile E. Super Genius

I am currently in my laboratory thinking of ways to besmirch the dastardly Orange Cat that torments me everyday on my outings. I wish I could say that I could turn the other cheek when it comes the orange hairball but if I did I might end up looking like I had a run in with Freddy Krueger. I will tell you a little about myself. When I was a young pup I had a rough life. The people who owned me…yes, I said owned me…didn’t treat me very well. I was often kicked and hit. As I was tied up in the back yard being soaked by a March downpour I finally made my escape by desperately chewing through the harness that held me captive. I was free!!!! Alone on the streets, hungry, and hurt, but free!
Soon the Dog cops caught me and I was held at the “Pound”. It wasn’t as bad as where I was before: I had food, water and a roof over my head. I had three roommates that were very pushy and always stealing all the food, but I guess it could have been worse. My time at the pound was growing short. Everyday people would walk through the halls looking at us and trying to decide if we would go home with them. I waited for my turn, but it didn’t seem like it was going to come. One sunny day, a girl with long flowing brown hair walked up to my cage. She bent down and called to the little black whiney guy laying behind me. He looked up but never came to her. I walked up and placed my paw through the cage to get her attention. I also gave her my best booboo lip. She looked at me and said something to the big lady with her, then walked off. My heart sank into my tail.
Several days passed, and it was looking bleak. Several people came to my cage, and the girl and the big lady came too, but they were looking at the black dog, not me. It didn’t look like I was ever going to get probation. An older gentleman reached down and picked up the little black dog and cuddled him tight. Well, at least I got rid of a roommate. The girl sat down in front of my cage and took a tennis ball out of her pocket. She put it near me to see what my reaction would be (she didn’t know that next to cow and chicken the tennis ball is one of my favorite things). I didn’t know it at the time, but the girl and big lady were in the process of springing me out. I had to have surgery and a microchip before I could leave, but once that was all done the Big Lady came back, scooped me up in a blanket, put me in a warm dog crate, and took me to a new home.

My new home is amazing. I have my own bed with a fuzzy blanket (we refer to it as a woobie). I have tons of toys, food, treats, cookies, but most importantly a family who loves me. I have a girl, a mom and a dad. While my plan for world domination is ongoing, at least I can do it in comfort with the love and support of my new family


Tuesday, February 28, 2012

When Made in America isn't the whole story

As most people have read recently there has been a huge problem with pet food and treats that were made in China.  Well, the FDA has backed off doing anything to help ensure that the products that our people give us are truly safe.  My mom is very diligent about what I get fed.  She recently bought me some Chicken Jerky treats and had planned on giving me a few.  The bag said they were 100% Real wholesome and delicious Chicken Jerky treats, with no artificial flavors, colors or fillers.  Sounds just like the type of thing Mom would give me.  The bag said 100% natural made in the USA.  Mom had heard a blurb on the news about a problem with chicken treats made in China, so she grabbed the bag and double checked.  Thank Goodness she took a second look at the bag of treats. It said that it was from a manufacturing/distribution plant here in the good ole USA, fortunately Mom went over the bag a couple of times from the top to the bottom that's when she noticed in tiny light blue type in the lower fold of the bag that the treats were MADE IN CHINA...  Mom was mad!  The FDA would never allow this type of deception in human food stuffs... at least not that the public knows of... yet they don't really care what kind of toll the lack of safety standards can have on pets, be it cat or dog.  There have been over 700 complaints about these products causing kidney damage, low blood sugar and even death but because pets are considered property and nothing more to the Government they do next to nothing to ensure the public is aware and products are removed from shelves.  To you my friends make sure to have your people read the packaging going over every inch if they see anything that indicates that it was made in China, take it back or throw it away...Mention to your pet food stores if you see the products on their shelves the danger that it could pose... If we all speak out maybe we can prevent another furry friend from becoming sick or dying.

One bark can make a difference.... Cheers, from the dog with the ears!

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