Something about Me

Hello people,

My name is Wile E. Super Genius

I am currently in my laboratory thinking of ways to besmirch the dastardly Orange Cat that torments me everyday on my outings. I wish I could say that I could turn the other cheek when it comes the orange hairball but if I did I might end up looking like I had a run in with Freddy Krueger. I will tell you a little about myself. When I was a young pup I had a rough life. The people who owned me…yes, I said owned me…didn’t treat me very well. I was often kicked and hit. As I was tied up in the back yard being soaked by a March downpour I finally made my escape by desperately chewing through the harness that held me captive. I was free!!!! Alone on the streets, hungry, and hurt, but free!
Soon the Dog cops caught me and I was held at the “Pound”. It wasn’t as bad as where I was before: I had food, water and a roof over my head. I had three roommates that were very pushy and always stealing all the food, but I guess it could have been worse. My time at the pound was growing short. Everyday people would walk through the halls looking at us and trying to decide if we would go home with them. I waited for my turn, but it didn’t seem like it was going to come. One sunny day, a girl with long flowing brown hair walked up to my cage. She bent down and called to the little black whiney guy laying behind me. He looked up but never came to her. I walked up and placed my paw through the cage to get her attention. I also gave her my best booboo lip. She looked at me and said something to the big lady with her, then walked off. My heart sank into my tail.
Several days passed, and it was looking bleak. Several people came to my cage, and the girl and the big lady came too, but they were looking at the black dog, not me. It didn’t look like I was ever going to get probation. An older gentleman reached down and picked up the little black dog and cuddled him tight. Well, at least I got rid of a roommate. The girl sat down in front of my cage and took a tennis ball out of her pocket. She put it near me to see what my reaction would be (she didn’t know that next to cow and chicken the tennis ball is one of my favorite things). I didn’t know it at the time, but the girl and big lady were in the process of springing me out. I had to have surgery and a microchip before I could leave, but once that was all done the Big Lady came back, scooped me up in a blanket, put me in a warm dog crate, and took me to a new home.

My new home is amazing. I have my own bed with a fuzzy blanket (we refer to it as a woobie). I have tons of toys, food, treats, cookies, but most importantly a family who loves me. I have a girl, a mom and a dad. While my plan for world domination is ongoing, at least I can do it in comfort with the love and support of my new family


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

I have a smile that the movie stars will be envious of....

It happened...My Mom took me back to the vet and I had my teeth cleaned..Mom and Dad dropped me off early in the morning.  I was a little scared I don't like the Vet unless their there to reassure me.  When you get your teeth cleaned the put you under anaesthesia this is to make it easier for you, so that you don't wiggle and easier for the Vet so they don't get bit. I know that I had bad breath but I figured Mom would just give me a doggy mint and call it good.  NOT THE CASE!  The Vet told me I was in good hands and that my family must really care about me. I have to say at the time I thought they were mad at me since they left me at the Vet to get something I didn't want done.  The Vet explained that if too much tarter and plaque builds up on the teeth it can cause cavities which means they would have to be pulled. It can also cause gum infections and kidney and liver problems as you get older all of which are a lot less pleasant than just getting a cleaning. For the second time in two weeks I had to suck it up and put on my big boy pants.  I was out cold and the Vet cleaned my teeth.  I woke up a little wonky which lasted for a while.  Mom and Dad picked me up and were surprised at how white and beautiful my teeth are.  I slept the rest of the day and was back to normal the next day.  My people just need to brush my teeth regularly to keep them Hollywood ready!

Oh and by the way!  I have fresh and kissable/lickable breath...


Cheers, with a big smile from the dog with the ears

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