Something about Me

Hello people,

My name is Wile E. Super Genius

I am currently in my laboratory thinking of ways to besmirch the dastardly Orange Cat that torments me everyday on my outings. I wish I could say that I could turn the other cheek when it comes the orange hairball but if I did I might end up looking like I had a run in with Freddy Krueger. I will tell you a little about myself. When I was a young pup I had a rough life. The people who owned me…yes, I said owned me…didn’t treat me very well. I was often kicked and hit. As I was tied up in the back yard being soaked by a March downpour I finally made my escape by desperately chewing through the harness that held me captive. I was free!!!! Alone on the streets, hungry, and hurt, but free!
Soon the Dog cops caught me and I was held at the “Pound”. It wasn’t as bad as where I was before: I had food, water and a roof over my head. I had three roommates that were very pushy and always stealing all the food, but I guess it could have been worse. My time at the pound was growing short. Everyday people would walk through the halls looking at us and trying to decide if we would go home with them. I waited for my turn, but it didn’t seem like it was going to come. One sunny day, a girl with long flowing brown hair walked up to my cage. She bent down and called to the little black whiney guy laying behind me. He looked up but never came to her. I walked up and placed my paw through the cage to get her attention. I also gave her my best booboo lip. She looked at me and said something to the big lady with her, then walked off. My heart sank into my tail.
Several days passed, and it was looking bleak. Several people came to my cage, and the girl and the big lady came too, but they were looking at the black dog, not me. It didn’t look like I was ever going to get probation. An older gentleman reached down and picked up the little black dog and cuddled him tight. Well, at least I got rid of a roommate. The girl sat down in front of my cage and took a tennis ball out of her pocket. She put it near me to see what my reaction would be (she didn’t know that next to cow and chicken the tennis ball is one of my favorite things). I didn’t know it at the time, but the girl and big lady were in the process of springing me out. I had to have surgery and a microchip before I could leave, but once that was all done the Big Lady came back, scooped me up in a blanket, put me in a warm dog crate, and took me to a new home.

My new home is amazing. I have my own bed with a fuzzy blanket (we refer to it as a woobie). I have tons of toys, food, treats, cookies, but most importantly a family who loves me. I have a girl, a mom and a dad. While my plan for world domination is ongoing, at least I can do it in comfort with the love and support of my new family


Sunday, June 20, 2010

Beautiful weather, Good Music, old and new friends and wonderful pet related fun

Beautiful weather, Good Music, old and new friends and wonderful pet related fun…

 

Pet-a-Palooza was this past Saturday at Rusch Park. My Dad, Mom and I went and had a barking good time. The weather could not have been more perfect a nice breeze made it an absolute pleasure to be outside sunning your buns.  Anything a dog could want could be found, from food and treats to cool puppy wear.  A lot of great charitable animal organizations were present.  We had a wonderful time!  I got a chance to see some of the hardest working dogs around the Citrus Heights Police department Canine unit. Wow, if I were only taller and about 50lbs heavier I could picture myself as a police officer.  I’m afraid at my height and weight now I would only be able to viciously gnaw on ankles. That being said I do appreciate the job that our law enforcement does both human and canine. The music was great, My Mom and Dad really enjoyed the music.  I was a little concerned at first at a band called “Barenaked Ladies” I thought naked people were going to be playing music… Not, not, not family oriented… To my surprise I was very wrong, they were fully clothed and a lot of fun to listen too!!    As you all know I have very pronounced ears… and on Saturday they were in full use with all the fantastic music provided for the event. My mom especially liked Alex Band..

 

I hope those of you that attended the event had as good a time as I did. For those of you who didn’t go I hope that they have another event next year so that you get a chance to experience a Great Day of Family, Friends, Community, Music and FUN!!!

 

Please check out a my photo album of the event on my facebook page




 

Wile E Ivey

 

 

Cheers from the dog with the ears…….

 


Posted by WIle E. at 3:42 PM

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